choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

(via surprisebitch)

instathug:

"How homo is it?" "So."

instathug:

"How homo is it?" "So."

(via farawaymelody)

meurkrow:

getting a bad grade on something is supposed to motivate you to try harder but it only makes me want to give up and not try at all anymore ever for anything

(via bastille)

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

(Source: tyleroakley, via surprisebitch)

tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

(via pizza)

willow-wanderings:

thebicker:

^^^^^HOW PRIVILEGE WORKS.

YES THIS IS EXACTLY IT.

(Source: supermans, via bastille)

heliolisk:

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole

(via surprisebitch)

richarcl:

dying is taking too long

(Source: homophobic, via pizza)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via pizza)

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

(via bastille)

phantomfoxhound:

thegeekyqueen:

IM CRYING

OH MY GOD

(via surprisebitch)

derselala:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

holy fucking shit

(via surprisebitch)

(Source: veryraresecrete, via bastille)

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

(via zackisontumblr)

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

(Source: beauti-fully-awkward, via surprisebitch)